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It’s almost Sunday. I’m trying to be nice but I can’t . I put this comment on Facebook then I deleted it . They can’t kick me off because I deleted. Let’s go Rednecks so I can make fun of you deep in the middle of Lent. I made this comment when everybody started bitching and moaning about gas prices. Don’t blame me we chose not to have a car now. We’re not a sucker like you.

I cannot get banned from Facebook because I put this up there for two minutes deleted it and I took a screenshot of what I said. These people are all over the place pissed off about gas prices being above the roof… those assholes voted for Trump and now they get punished!This is why these people never go to Europe because guess it’s not by talents it’s 5 L you pay 6 euros a liter for gas in a small small car. Liters are smaller liquid units than gallons. Let’s go rednecks is my sarcastic remark.

Oh yeah? We had our car towed after the transmission went out in our 05 Sebring convertible. 

You can say I’m stupid but let’s take a tabulation of this! I pay no car insurance. Some of you are pretty awful drivers and my husband Lawyer hast to get you out of some pretty nasty fixes. I paid no registration and I have a valid license in Florida where I could use that for discounts on theme parks. You fat sickos pay full price at Disney. By the way Florida residents get a serious discount on Disney and other theme parks that you pay thousands of dollars to go to every year. . Oh cause they have a Florida drivers license.

Let’s see, no $400-$700 a month car payment. No 200 a month car insurance. No Florida tag for $250 a year. No thousand dollar a year engine payment because after the car breaks down. What does this equal? I would say almost $2000 a year savings and the fact that I can say that I’m not polluting the earth like you. Oh yeah, I may still be a meat eater but I use paper bags and I recycle. Add that up! I win.

And those little CarLotz with 100,000 mile cars that they sell for three times the amount that they’re worth?

You can keep your little car and put it in the truck yard where it belongs.

My point? i’m not a sucker like you thoughtI’m not a fat oversize redneck sucker who believes everything and pays those gas prices.

You dance with the devil this is your payback!

Don’t like it? Get a hybrid or an electric car where you don’t have to be a sucker every five minutes and pay six dollars a gallon for gas!

I don’t pay that so who is stupid ?

The only time I pay for gas is when I rent a car.

I swear to God the next car I get it’s gonna be either a hybrid or electric.

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I’m a 58-year-old lady married to gorgeous Atty in Clearwater Florida. We have been married happily for 23 years.we have a beagle named alfie who is almost 11 years old.

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